Kenneth M. Long I
Kenneth Long I Obituary
On December 20th at 11:48am, after a reign of 76 years, Kenneth M Long I (AKA, Husband, Dad, Pap, Pap-paw, The Great White Hunter, The Green Thumb, and The Perfect Asshole), departed this plane of existence for the eternal open season in search of trophy game in the Happy Hunting Grounds. Thus, he leaves the rest of us mere mortals to our laughable attempts at hunting and gardening. His greatness’ ashes shall be loaded into bullets that his dark minions (see below) will then take on his last earthly hunt. Hopefully, they will be able to shoot something (not each other) with his final assist.
His family; Woman The Wondrous and his three pale reflections, The Witch, (The Bewitched Greek), The Giant, and The Gypsy (The Gypsy’s Kraut). His junior youth offspring; The Big Kid, The Nerd, (The Nerd’s Astrologist), The Mini Witch (Her Tonto), The Tall Sprout, and Ken’s faithful domestic terrorist shih tzu. They have graciously decided to allow all of those wishing to bask in his evanescent glory to do so… at some point. Maybe.
In conclusion, if you don’t like this I give you Ken’s single finger salute!
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